BILL AND HILLARY AT
THE YANKEE SEASON OPENER
While he was president, Bill and Hillary
are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with
the Secret Service agents directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers
something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks
at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous
request of the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent
tells him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the
seat of her
pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, " I'll kill you! You
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are
up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over
to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never
believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
There was a great celebration.
Republicans as well as Democrats were dancing in the
Some seemed to enjoy it a little too
And had to be told it was not part of the show.
Seeing his agent has gone totally pale,
Clinton asks, "What's wrong?"
The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you
out the first "Pitch".