THE BUS AND
In a crowded
city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was
waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to
of the first step of the bus..
embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
this would give her enough slack to raise
leg. Again, she
tried to make the step only to discover she still
So, a little
more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second
attempted the step, and, once again, much to her
could not raise her leg. With little smile to the
again reached behind to unzip a little more and again
was unable to
make the step.
time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently
step of the bus.
ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
screeched, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even
who you are!'
Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three
times, I kinda
figured we were friends.'
Thanks to Bryan in England