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He woke up to his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN )

for 6am.

While his coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )

was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a

dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans

  (MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and

tennis shoes

  (MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new

electric skillet

  (MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his

calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

watch

  (MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio

  (MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car

(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search

for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end

of yet another discouraging

and fruitless day

checking his

Computer

(Made In Malaysia ),

Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL )

poured himself a glass of

wine

  (MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his

TV

  (MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered

why he can't find

a good paying job

in AMERICA ...

retirement housing on less than a shoestring

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