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 There is some humor in this, but it sure does show the

complexity of a growing and expanding earth.

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He woke up to his alarm clock 
   
 (MADE IN  JAPAN ) 
for 6am. 
While his coffeepot

   
 (MADE IN  CHINA )

   
was perking, he shaved with his

   
electric razor

   
 (MADE IN  HONG KONG ).

   
He put on a

   
dress shirt

   
 (MADE IN  SRI LANKA ),

   designer jeans

    (MADE IN  SINGAPORE )

   
and

   tennis shoes

    (MADE IN  KOREA )

   After cooking his breakfast in his new

   electric skillet

    (MADE IN  INDIA )

   he sat down with his

   
calculator

   
 (MADE IN  MEXICO )

   
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

   watch

    (MADE IN  TAIWAN )

   
to the radio

    (MADE IN  INDIA )
he got in his car

   
 (MADE IN  GERMANY )

   
filled it with GAS

   
 (from  Saudi Arabia )

   and continued his search

   
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

   
At the end

   
of yet another discouraging

   
and fruitless day

   
checking his

   
Computer

   
 (Made In  Malaysia ),

   Joe decided to relax for a while.

   
He put on his sandals

   
 (MADE IN  BRAZIL )

   
poured himself a glass of

   wine

    (MADE IN  FRANCE )

   and turned on his

   TV

    (MADE IN  INDONESIA ),

   
and then wondered

   
why he can't find

   a good paying job

   
in  AMERICA ... 

 

 


 

 
 
   

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