HIT IN THE
Two women were
playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I
know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
his pants and
put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?
replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like