An old lady was standing at the railing
of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did
you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to
hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any
panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and
replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years
old. And I just bought this hat yesterday!"