A gorgeous young brunette goes into the doctor's office and
says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the
doctor. "Show me"
The brunette takes her
finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes
her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and
screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches
makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a
brunette are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is