It Just Makes You Wonder
(1) My daughter went
to a local Restaurant and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce". He
said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
He was a chef? Yup . . . . from a Kansas City Taco
(2) I was at the
airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport
employee asked; "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge"? To which I replied, "If it
were without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled
knowlingly and nodded, "R-i-i-i-i-ght! That's why we
ask"! Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
(3) I work with an
individual who plugged her power strip back into itself,
and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand
why her system would not turn on! She is a Deputy with
the Dallas County Sheriff's Office!
(4) When my husband
and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told that the keys had inadvertantly been
locked in it. We went to the service department and
found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the
driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger
side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
technician, "It's open!" His reply? "I know - I
already got that side."
This was a Ford
Dealership in Canton, Mississippi !
They WALK AMONG US,
they REPRODUCE and they VOTE!!