A first grade girl handed in the drawing above for a homework assignment

 

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

 

Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration.  It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.  I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.  This picture is of me selling a snow shovel.
Mrs. B