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SMOKE 'EM IF YOU
GOT 'EM
One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing
home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a
while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the
ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and slipped it
over her cigarette. The other lady asked, "What's that
for?" The first replied, "It's to keep my cigarette dry
when I'm outside smoking and it starts to rain." The
second lady said, "That's a pretty crafty idea."
The following day the old lady went to the drugstore to
get some condoms. She walked in and told the clerk, "I'd
like some condoms please." The clerk looked at the old
lady, rather baffled at why she would need condoms.
However, he asked, "What brand would you like, Madam?" The
old lady smiled and replied, "I don't care what brand you
give me, as long as it fits a Camel."
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