DOCTORS DEBATE A NEW HOSPITAL WING

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch
it and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.

he Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,
and the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a
misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while
the Pediatricians  said, "Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,
and the Radiologists could see right through it!
 
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow but
the  Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new
face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

the Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to
some asshole who didn't give a shit.

thanks to Earl Bowings