DOCTORS DEBATE A NEW
When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a
new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to
it and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
he Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it, but
Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of
and the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while
the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness;
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,
and the Radiologists could see right through it!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new
face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
the Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up
some asshole who didn't give a shit.
thanks to Earl Bowings