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FAMILY
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 Warning:
There is a lot of funny stuff
on this page, and its links. If you smile at least once, it's your
turn to ADD TO the stupidity. Send us your humor, and make someone smile.
SeniorARK@aol.com
Remember, we know who you are, and where you
keep your teeth at night.
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If you are trying to put together a
frugal retirement, you may want to read especially:
Food tips,
Utilities tips,
Transportation tips,
Retirement Housing on Less than a Shoestring
But remember, there are money saving tips in
many more of our sections.
SENIORARK HUMOR PAGES,
GROWING DAILY
new pages
added regularly - - please send your humor for publication
ALSO SEE
HUGE FUNNY PICTURE SECTIONS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE
most recent first
ERIC, THE SMILING ROOSTER
THE HUMAN BODY EXPOSED
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH
<<<<<MAKING
A BABY
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES - - REALLY!!
MAXINE GOES TO WORK AT WAL-MART
DEAR
LORD
BEST WAY TO CLEAN A TOILET
MENTAL ACUITY TEST - USE WITH CAUTION
HE WOKE UP TO HIS ALARM
PFIZER ANNOUNCEMENT??
CHILDREN WRITE ABOUT THE
OCEAN - TRUE
A SENIOR CITIZEN
ATTEMPTS ANALOG CONVERSION
(AFTER VIEWING click back arrow to
return to SeniorArk)
YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY
MIND
(requires
powerpoint)
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL?
KID'S
HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED
GRANDMA
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
'TWAS THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS>>>>>
MORNING SEX
HOW QUICKLY THE YEARS PASS
WHERE TO LIVE AFTER RETIREMENT
GIVING UP WINE
123
JAPANESE ECONOMY CRATERS
QUALIFICATIONS TO BE VICE PRESIDENT
WHEN
HALLMARK WRITERS GOOF OFF
WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN
SITE NAMES GONE BAD
SMART ASS!
 <<<<<GETTING RID OF THE CAT
MY "PRIVATE PART" DIED
ROBOT LIE DETECTOR
DOCTORS DEBATE A NEW HOSPITAL WING
SENIOR BREAKFAST SPECIAL
WHICH SERVICE WAS IT?
SMOKE
'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM
TOMBSTONE TIDBITS
BUILDING THE SECOND ARK
THE NEW ELECTRIC TRAIN >>>>>
THE BUS AND THE ZIPPER
HOW ITALIANS DO BUSINESS
IS THE COMPUTER MALE OR FEMALE?
CIA ASSASSIN'S TEST
FOUR STRANGERS ON A TRAIN
16
THINGS IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN
PROOF THE WORLD IS NUTS
16-YR-OLDS ANSWER QUESTIONS
OBAMA AND CLINTON AS A PARADE FLOAT IN GERMANY
DEAR
DR RUTH
A FEW
QUICKIES
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE VALUABLE: 5 REASONS
 <<<
WHEELS OF LIFE
MEXICAN MAYONNAISE
STUCK
NEW WINE FOR SENIORS
FUN AT THE NURSING HOME
30 OBSERVATIONS OF MARRIAGE
THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF 7 AFFAIRS
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL >>>
NUN IN HOOTERS
WHOA,
WHAT A RIDE!!!
WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY
DIVORCE VS MURDER
MOOSE ON THE PLANE
BOVINE POLITICS
34 THINGS TO PONDER
HEAVEN OR HELL?
CAN'T GET INTO THE RESTROOM
BETTER THAN A FLU SHOT
5 NUNS IN TOWN
 <<<THEY WALK AMONG US
FREE MONITOR SCREEN CLEANER
WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS
URINE DIAGNOSIS
85 YEAR OLD STUD
TIMELESS, FUNNY QUOTES
FROM YEARS OF OBSERVATION
THOSE CRAZY MAILBOXES-PHOTOS
HER FOUR HUSBANDS
WHAT TO SAY WHEN CAUGHT SLEEPING ON YOUR KEYBOARD
OLD
BUTCH
GRUMPY REALITY
OLD PROSPECTOR AND THE GUNSLINGER
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
11 LESSONS FROM NOAH'S ARK
DON'T MESS WITH CHILDREN
<<<REDNECK STUFF - PHOTO SERIES
STRANGE THINGS "SEEN ON SIGNS"
FRISKY
BOYS IN TRAINING
HE
710
SIMILES SMILES
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
THERE REALLY IS A HO HO PLAZA
OLDSTER'S LAMENT
MONK'S TRANSLATION
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
SHE WAS JUST SUNBATHING >>>>>>>>>>
WOMEN SAY "MEN ARE LIKE..."
DISORDER IN THE AMERICAN COURTS
SOMETHING TO GIVE THE LADIES CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
SHE TRIED DIRECT DEPOSIT
IN PRISON, OR AT WORK?
SHOCKED BARTENDER
HEARD ON THE SIDEWALK
MEN, WOMEN, AND HANDS
NOTE TO EVERYONE
<<<
"PAST-IT", THE CYBER MOUSE
 JEWS AND THE GENITALS
WHY ARE MEN HAPPIER?
HOW ADAM GOT EVE
SEX IN THE DARK
A BARBIE FOR HIS DAUGHTER
THE PASTOR'S BUSINESS CARD
PROVEN: ASS-KISSING BEATS HARD WORK BY 20%
MAXINE IS EATING RIGHT
HOW TO SHOWER CORRECTLY
ALASKA GRIZZLY BEAR NOTICE
KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
THE MIDDLE WIFE
TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE
TOO OLD TO TRICK-OR-TREAT?
HOLD
YOUR HAT
BIBLE SALESMEN
HIT IN THE GROIN?
MEDICARE CALLING
MENTAL SHARPNESS TEST
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES?>>>
YOU WON'T SEE ME
LIFE IS STRANGER THAN FICTION
POPOURRIE,
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
BUMPKIN AT THE BROTHEL
TRUCKS GONE WILD
IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD
MILITARY HUMOR
JUST MAKES YOU WONDER
<<<UNUSUAL FOREPLAY
86-YEAR-OLD WOMAN TICKED OFF BY HER BANK
SQUARE TESTICLES
WHEN A WOMAN WEARS LEATHER
BUBBA AND JUNIOR
2007 HOOTERS CALENDAR
BEE
HELPS OUT - OF - GAS CAR >>>
THE BLONDE PAINTER
WHY PARENTS DRINK
AMAZING SHORT QUIZ
FLAT CHEST MIRACLE
24 WORDS OF WISDOM
SOME "BEING OVER 50" PERKS
THOSE WHO WAIT UPON THE LORD
IT
HURTS WHEN I TOUCH ME
BILL AND HILLARY AT THE YANKEE'S SEASON OPENER>>>
DUI - - UPPER MICHIGAN STYLE
TICKLE ME ELMO TURMOIL
WHO WAS JESUS?
FOUL MOUTHED, SEX OBSESSED, PIGS
GOD AND THE BATHROOM LIGHT
THE CHURCH GOSSIP
4 GUYS FISHING
DONALD AND HIS NEW TROUSERS
AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
SPURNED WIFE'S CURTAIN ROD REVENGE
<<<OLD
LOVE
20 WAYS TO DRIVE TELEMARKETERS INSANE
SHORT TAKES
SAD
LETTER TO "DEAR ABBY"
CHILDREN'S REAL LETTERS TO GOD
TRUE TALES FROM THE DOCTOR
HOSTESS SUES HOOTERS
SMARTEST PRESIDENT OF AMERICA
SAD STORY OF THE FARMER'S DONKEY
FIND ANYONE'S DRIVERS LICENSE
GOOD FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND
TOILET PAPER AND LIFE
STINKING LITTER?
UGLY
DOGS>>>
FOUND ON PRODUCT LABELING
GENERIC VIAGRA
See more ugly dogs
DOUBLE TAKES - - Things not as they first appear
(pictures)
MANY QUICK ONE-LINERS
(The grandchildren will
love them)
BILL GATES TAKES ON GM
(or visa versa)
THE PASTOR'S ASS
UNIONIZED HOOKERS
 <<<A
MICHIGAN FISH STORY
MEDICAL TEST
NEW SEAT BELT LAW
ITALIAN GOLFER
HARMONIC MOVEMENT
LITTLE OLD SPIRITUAL LADY
MAXINE
ACTS UP - AGAIN - 29 TIMES
ASK YOUR VET IF VIAGRA IS RIGHT FOR YOU
DROWNING IN OIL???>>>
WHY CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE LEFT ALONE
3 BLONDES APPLYING FOR JOB
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
MY IDEAL MAN
THE 3 STAGES OF A MAN'S SEX LIFE
KID SCIENCE
THE
MEDICARE TWILIGHT ZONE
( do
do do do
do do do do)
By Notso Funny
Are You Ready for Some
Halloween Dogs
THE
TOMATO GARDEN
AN OLD DOG HAS SOME NEW TRICKS TOO
THE FIRST
KISS IS THE HARDEST
OLD
MAN AND PUNK AT THE MALL
AND THEY SAY MEN PICK ON WOMEN?
DO WE STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?
SOMETIMES YA JUST GOTTA HAVE A NAP
"REAGAN
AND THE QUEEN"
Fantastic!
SHIPWRECKED MAN
FINDS WOMAN ON DESERTED ISLAND
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Ten "Elderly Gentleman" Jokes
SHE TOLD ME WE
COULDN'T AFFORD BEER
BEST LAWYER STORY
EVER
HOW TO DISCIPLINE A
CHILD
ILLEGAL IN SOME CITIES AND STATES
MEDICAL TALES
TATTOO OF THE YEAR
STRESS
TEST
IN THE LAND OF SANDRA DEE
WISDOM IN A
SMALL PACKAGE
SENIOR EXERCISES (HUMOR)
CHILDREN'S ANSWERS ON THE
BIBLE
CAN
COLDWATER
CLEAN
DISHES?
 MAXINE, MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT
BUSH HAS
FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT
MY
KIND OF WAL-MART SHOPPER
PICTURES THAT MAKE YOU SAY "Ahhhhh"
A little
wisdom on the subject of laughter:
"Laughter is part of the human survival kit." ~ David Nathan
"You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the
tide. Both are forces of nature." ~ William Rotsler
"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it." ~ Erma
Bombeck
"If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like
laughter." ~ Henry Elliot
"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next
generation, it would be the ability for each individual to
learn to laugh at himself." ~ Charles Schulz
(cartoonist--Peanuts)
"He who laughs, lasts." ~ Mary Pettibone Poole
"Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child
laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only
15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?" USA
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