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Naxine is my Candidate for President

PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment....


         Very eloquently put............don't you think?

Naxine on "Driver Safety"  
"I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Naxine on "Housework"
  "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Naxine on "Lawn Care"  
"The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Naxine on "The Perfect Man"
  "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Naxine on "Technology Revolution"  
"My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Naxine on "Aging"  
"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."



The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?  (Now that's scary!)

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead.


Submitted by Esther L. , My cardiac rehab nurse, Pennsylvania.  She even looks a bit like Maxine!

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