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  An elderly  woman walked into the Bank of Canada 
  one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to
  open a savings account and insisted on talking to the
  president of the Bank because, she said, she had a
  lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after   all, the client is always right) an employee took
  the elderly woman to the president's office. The   president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted   to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and   replied, '$165,000'.

The president was curious and   asked her how she had been able to save so much  money.

The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind
of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet
you $25,000 that your testicles are square.' The
president started to laugh and told the woman that
it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman
never batted an eye. She just looked at the
president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you
$25,000 that my testicles are not square.' 'Done',
the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of
money involved, if you don't mind I would like to
come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my
lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the
president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that,
checking them over again and again until he was
positive that no one could consider his testicles as
square and reassuring himself that there was no way
he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly   10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the bank to make good on the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of  course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.' The elderly woman did so with a little smile.

Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly
woman why he was doing that and she replied,

'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !




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