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Maxine Becomes a Greeter at
Wal-Mart
So after landing my new job as
a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first
day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman
walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I
said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling
long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The
oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid,
Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone
slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you
for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably
wasn't cut out for this line of work
submitted by Carol Gottron, Gibsonia, PA |
