An old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the large pond in the back that he had fixed up years earlier with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and benches.   So one evening he decided to go down and see how things were holding up. Much to his surprise, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was four young women skinny dipping in his pond.  He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out unless you leave."   The old farmer replied, "Oh, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down to feed the alligator."

The old farmer replied, "Oh, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill.

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Thoughts for the day:

 "The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."

"Have you ever wondered why we keep doing things over and over the same way---and yet expect a different result?"  hmmm 

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Your Senior Ark editor saw Bob Hope perform many years ago at the Shady Grove Music Fair in Gaithersburg, Maryland. Sadly this little theater-in-the-round was not large enough to survive the onslaught of development, and was torn down for office space.

     In that performance Hope said something I have never forgotten. He said:

"You know. there are three stages in this life of ours,

(1) Youth

(2) Middle age

(3) Gee you look good!

     Your editor hates to say he may be in the third stage. But he does seem to be looking better lately. 

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